#seriously if you had asked me to guess how the rankings would go in literally any video game between these 5 donuts #this is exactly how i would have put it #zayn quietly and thoroughly destroying everyone #louis in a very close second and wildly and loudly outraged about it #niall’s just there to have fun #liam struggling because it’s hard for fancy candles to play video games #and also he was trying to give harry tips #because harry in particular was awful #boom #drop the mic get outta that bitch (x)
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
Harry Potter And The Battle Of Drama Queens
"Listen to the idiot. He’s really laying it on thick, isn’t he?"
Nickelodeon’s subtlety is astounding.
Remember the picture of the pit bull with the chick? Here they are again, with the rooster all grown up!
one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"
Zayn “Long Fingers” Malik