there is no upper hand, i'm giving you mine
 

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wordplaying:

It’s just a pack of gum, right?

Not this week.

It’s a promise ring. I made it out of gum wrappers. Juicy Fruit.

This is a pack of 15 tiny thematically appropriate Klaine drabbles, each written on a gum wrapper, repackaged and reassembled and ready to send to somebody out there in the world. On the right there is a fuzzy photo of the first one.

Yes, for real. Apparently gum wrappers are a thing we do now.

I don’t know - it seemed like the right kind of ridiculous? Remember that I felt a burning need to send 100 people Christmas letters from the Hudson-Hummels last year and actually recruited other people to help me make it happen and the whole thing might make a little more sense to you. I like my fan culture to occasionally take a walk on the material side, and this made me smile. 

It’s the usual giveaway deal - I’ll ship it wherever it needs to go and there will be some kind of random drawing, probably Sunday night at around midnight Eastern. You don’t have to be following me, and if for some reason this really strikes your fancy, don’t reblog it more than twice, okay? There’s no need to piss off your dash, not for the sake of a handful of sentences written on something you’d usually throw away. 

(Source: santanalopez)

Zombie apocalypse coming soon

ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.

sailorgallifrey:

simpledisneythings:

That one time when Charlotte showed up at the ball and stole all the princes. 

Omfg

yaoiguai:

boys meowing soulfully

GUYS, I HAD TO SING THIS ONCE, IT IS HARDER THAN IT SEEMS, LIKE SERIOUSLY

3 days ago via grapfruit (originally yaoiguai)

willtana:

I have an idea and I think we should turn this into a little project of sorts.

The rules are simple:

  • When you see this post on your dashboard, go to the first person on your dash and send them a nice anonymous message.
  • Then reblog this and repeat.

I, for one, know that this shit makes my day, and I feel like it’s nice to take five seconds and make someone else’s.  

3 days ago via grapfruit (originally willtana)
fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin:

Submission by thejessmooney

fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin:

Submission by thejessmooney

3 days ago via grapfruit (originally forever90s)